Wednesday, 23 July 2008

Noise Complaint

July 17, 2008

Mr. P.S. #$%^$&

Great Missenden

Bucks

HP&^ 9^&

Dear Mr. $%^#&*,

RE: 806 Marshall Building - Noise Nuisance

At 12:30am on July 13, one of your neighbors was woken up by the sound of loud music and heavy thumping/ heavy footfall coming from your apartment. They did nothing at the time in hope that things would soon calm down. They did not and by 2am the noise level had increased. They therefore called the concierge who went to your apartment and requested that the noise be kept down.

This had little effect. The music was turned down for a short time but by 5am the level had increased so much that your neighbors could hear it even though they were wearing earplugs. The music was still thumping but by 6am had finally subsided enough for your neighbors to get a couple of hours of restless sleep.

At approximately 10am the concierge found a man in reception wearing only a jumper tied around his waist. All he knew was that he was at a party somewhere in the building but didn’t know where. He was escorted back to 806.

Matters to a potentially more serious turn when at 11:30am an orange mannequin, one used to show which Apartments were still for sale, was thrown over your balcony in to Hermitage Street. The guest clearly found this amusing as their laughter could be heard downstairs. It is fortunate that no one was walking or driving underneath at the time or we could be dealing with something considerably more serious.

Not surprisingly the mannequin broke in to several pieces and at 1135am two guests from your apartment tried to recover the mannequin. This they eventually did but not before some attempts at making a sculpture out of the broken pieces.

I’m sure you’ll agree that this type of behavior is unacceptable and I would appreciate your assurance that there will not be a repeat.

Yours sincerely,

Martin $%#^#

Building Manager

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